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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Best Joke Online
If tennis players get tennis elbow, and squash players get squash knees, what do gynecologists get?Tunnel vision!
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Worlds Best Joke
On the eve of his wedding night, a confused young man calls his father to ask him about his upcoming performance. 'Dad, ' says the son, 'what do I do tonight? I'm very nervous. ''Don't worry, ' comforts the father. 'It's all very simple. Remember that thing you used to play with as a teenager? Well, you just take that and stick it where your wife pees. 'So that night, the now-confident young man takes his G. I. Joe and throws it in the toilet!
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Knock Knock Joke - 2
Knock Knock Who's there ! Baloney ! Baloney who ? Baloney chase you if you're a matador !
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Food and Drink Joke
A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour. Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, he walked back and forth and never once got angry. So finally, a second customer asked him why he didn't throw out the pest. 'Oh, I really don't care or mind, ' said the waiter with a smile. 'We don't even have an air conditioner. '
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School Joke for Kids
What did the salad say when the cabbage interrupted their meal? Lettuce alone!
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I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
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Q. How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?A. He's Breathing.
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Car and train Joke
Motorist: Does a deer have a horn? Police Officer: No, a deer has two horns. Motorist: Then it must have been a car that ran over my uncle.
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