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Bumper Stickers - 3
God Must Love Stupid People, He Made So Many
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Blonde Joke - 2
One day a blonde woman was down on her luck and she needed a quick way to get money. She saw some kids playing and thought 'Hey! Maybe I can kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom!' So she creeps up and snatches one. So she began to write a note: 'I have kidnaped your son and I will give him back if you put '10
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Dumb People Joke
One day a little old nun was going 35 miles an hour down the highway. The cop pulled her over because she was so slow and asked her why she didn't go any faster. She pointed at the sign that said highway 35 on it and said that was the speed limit. The cop corrected her and told her that it was highway35. The cop looked in the back and saw two scared nuns. He asked them what was wrong and they said, 'We just got off highway 130!'
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Pig Joke
Why did the little piglet fall in love with the hog? Because he was such a sloppy dresser.
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Humor Joke
Bill and Steve are enjoying a beer and discussing the possibility of love. 'I thought I was in love three times, ' Bill says. 'Thought?' Steve asks. 'What do you mean?' 'Three years ago, I cared very deeply for a woman who wanted nothing to do with me, ' Bill says. 'Wasn't that love?' Steve asks. 'No, that was obsession, ' Bill explains. 'Then two years ago, I cared very deeply for an attractive woman who didn't understand me. ' 'Wasn't that love?' asks Steve. 'No, that was lust, ' Bill replies. 'And just last year, I met a woman while I was on a cruise. She was gorgeous, intelligent, a great conversationalist and had a super sense of humor. Everywhere I followed her on that ship, I would get a very strange sensation in the pit of my stomach. ' 'Well, wasn't that love, ' asks Steve. 'No. That was motion sickness!' Bill replies.
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Why be difficult - Be impossible
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Just for Laughs Joke
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:---------------------------------Cheese Sandwich $ 1. 50Chicken Sandwich $ 2. 50Hand Job $10. 00---------------------------------Checking his wallet he finds one single ten dollar bill. He walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men. 'Yes?' she inquires with a knowing smile, 'can I help you?''I was wondering', whispers the man, 'are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?''Yes', she purrs, 'indeed I am!'The man replies 'Well go wash your hands, I want a cheese sandwich!'
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Funny Joke - 50 best Joke
What did the really ugly man do for a living? He posed for Halloween masks.
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