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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Bumper Stickers - 2
Death is the consequence of being alive.
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Humorous Joke
What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts!
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Internet Joke
What has long ears, hops and likes websurfing? The e-aster bunny.
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Waiter Joke
Waiter, there is a spider drowning in my soup ! It hardly looks deep enough to drown in sir !
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Food and Drink Joke
The Eight Worst Convenience FoodsAnd I thought nothing could top Hormel's pickled eggs . . . 8. Meeter's Kraut Juice (Stokely USA): Yes, that's sauerkraut juice, which is even worse than it sounds. The taste and smell can be a bit, well, harsh, but KJ is reputed by its fans to have medicinal benefits (as a source of vitamin C, cure for intestinal bugs, etc. ), which adds up to a classic case of the cure being worse than the disease. 7. Guycan Corned Mutton with Juices Added (Bedessee Imports): The best thing about this Uruguayan canned good is the very pouty-looking sheep on the package label -- he seems to be saying, 'Go on, eat me already. ' The second-best thing is the presence of both 'cooked mutton' and 'mutton' in the ingredients listing, which would seem to have all the mutton bases covered. 6. Armour Pork Brains in Milk Gravy (Dial Corp. ): If you're really looking to clog up those arteries in a hurry, you'll be pleased to learn that a single serving of pork brains has '1
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Blonde Joke - 2
Q: How do blonde braincells die?A: Alone. Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down. Q: How do you change a blonde's mind?A: Blow in her ear. Q: How do you measure a blonde's intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!Q: How does a blonde kill a fish?A: She drowns it. Q: A blond going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat?A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row. Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper
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Doctor and nurse Joke
Doctor how can I cure my sleep walking? Sprinkle tin-tacks on your bedroom floor!
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Teeth Joke
Why did the termite eat a sofa and two chairs? It had a suite tooth.
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