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Yo momma Joke
Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
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Bumper Stickers - 1
Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.
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School Joke
Teacher: Why are you picking your nose in class ? Pupil: My mother won't let me do it at home !
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Dumb Blonde Joke
Q: WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?A: When they get their crotch wet they think they have to lay down.
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Bumper Stickers - 3
Don't drive and derive. Alcohol and calculus don't mix.
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Criminal Joke
Who is the biggest gangster in the sea ? Al Caprawn !
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Stupid Blonde Joke
How do you confuse a blond?You don't, they're born that way.
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Computing Joke
I work as a systems administrator, and part of m job involves answering questions about computers. I generally like my job, but sometimes it gets on my nerves. When people ask me what I find so irritating, this is what I tell them:Imagine that you are a salesperson for Ikea (substitute 'furniture store' if you don't know what 'Ikea' is). You get a phone call that goes like this. Customer: I'd like to buy a kitchen table. You: That's fine; we have many styles of kitchen tables, I'm sure you can find one you like. C: I need one that's 3 feet by 5 feet and has a butcher block top. Y: Yes, we have a table like that. You can pick it up today. C: OK, how can I get it back to my house?Y: Well, it comes disassembled, so you can just put it on a roof rack. We can loan you a roof rack if you don't have one. C: But how do get there?Y: We're just off exit 25 of the Turnpike. Where are you coming from?C: Wait, wait, you're going way too fast for me. I have a Ford in my driveway, and the keys are in my hand. What do I do next?And, whatever you say at this point, the response is always the same:C: But all I want is a kitchen table! Why does it have to be so *COMPLICATED*!
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