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School Joke for Kids
One day the Lone Ranger and his companion Tonto were walking through the desert when Tonto suddenly stopped, bent down to the ground and said, - 'Buffalo Come!'And the Lone Ranger said, 'How do you know Tonto?'Tonto replied, - 'Ear stuck to ground. . . '
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Ethnic Joke - 2
Why do they call it a 'kilt'?Because a lot of people got kilt when they called it a skirt.
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History Joke
My teacher reminds me of history She's always repeating herself !
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Restaurant Joke
Girl: How much is a soft drink ? Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill ? Waitress: The first is free. Girl: Well then, I'll have a refill.
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Top 100 Joke
Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?A: She fell out of the tree.
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Politics Humor
Did you here what Monica Lewinskys' mother said when she brought home herdress?What, doesn't the White House have any club soda?
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Mad Joke
A Soviet emigre woman comes to a gynecologist and complains:'Doctor, when I wasn't married, I had six abortions, and now I got married and can't get pregnant. ''Well' said the doctor, 'It's possible you don't breed in captivity!'
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Farmer Joke
A very zealous soul-winning young preacher recently came upon a farmer working in his field. Being concerned about the farmer's soul the preacher asked the man, 'Are you laboring in the vineyard of the Lord my good man?' Not even looking at the preacher and continuing his work the farmer replied, 'Naw, these are soybeans. ' 'You don't understand, ' said the preacher. 'Are you a Christian?' With the same amount of interest as his previous answer the farmer said, 'Nope my name is Jones. You must be lookin for Jim Christian. He lives a mile south of here. ' The young determined preacher tried again asking the farmer, 'Are you lost?' 'Naw! I've lived here all my life, ' answered the farmer. 'Are you prepared for the resurrection?' the frustrated preacher asked. This caught the farmer's attention and he asked, 'When's it gonna be?' Thinking he had accomplished somet hing the young preacher replied, 'It could be today, tomorrow, or the next day. ' Taking a handkerchief from his back pocket and wiping his brow, the farmer remarked, 'Well, don't mention it to my wife. She don't get out much and she'll wanna go all three days. '
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