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Three doctors are in the duck blind and a bird flies overhead. The general practitioner looks at it and says, 'Looks like a duck, flies like a duck. . . it's probably a duck, ' and shoots at it but misses and the bird flies away. The next bird flies overhead and the pathologist looks at it, then looks through the pages of a bird manual, and says, 'Hmmmm. . . green wings, yellow bill, quacking sound. . . might be a duck. ' He raises his gun to shoot it, but the bird is long gone. A third bird flies over. The surgeon raises his gun and shoots almost without looking, brings the bird down, and turns to the pathologist and says, 'Go see if that was a duck. '
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Sports Joke
A blind man was describing his favorite sport - parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: 'I am placed in the door and told when to jump. My hand is placed on my release ring for me, and out I go. ' 'But how do you know when you are going to land?' he was asked. 'I have a very keen sense of smell and I can smell the trees and grass when I am 300 feet from the ground,' he answered. 'But how do you know when to lift your legs for the final arrival on the ground?' he was again asked. He quickly answered 'Oh, the dog's leash goes slack. '
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Mad Joke
How does the brain communicate with the nerves?With a Cell phone!
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Various animal Joke
How do snails get their shells all shiny? They use snail polish.
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Farmer Joke
FARMER: Did you sleep well last night? GUEST: No, the bed was soft and the air was fresh, but an old sow kept pushing at the door. FARMER: Never mind her. She always gets upset when we rent out her room.
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Doctor and nurse Joke
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a moth Get out of the way, your in my light!
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Christmas Joke - 2
What is the cow's holiday greeting? Mooooory Christmas!
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Children Joke
A teacher said to her little student Suzy, 'Punctuate the following sentence: Fun fun fun worry worry worry. 'Little Suzy thought for a moment and began her reply, 'Let's see. Fun period fun period fun no period worry worry worry!!!'
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