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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Dumb Joke
First man: Hey did you know that my airplane got caught in a heavy storm. The engine was leaking and it was raining. Second Man: Then it is a miracle that you landed safely on the ground and nothing happened to you. First Man: Who said the airplane was flying?!!
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Funny Famous Joke
A veterinarian got a phone call at midnight one night. The woman on the other end of the phone said, 'My wee puppy is together with the dog from next door and I can't get them apart. 'The vet asked her if she tried throwing a bucket of water on them. She said 'Yes, but it didn't work. 'He said, 'Did you try hitting them with a broom. 'She said, 'Yes, but that didn't work either. 'He then said, 'Well Ma'am here's what you do. Hang up. I'll call you back. When the phone rings, they will separate. 'She said, 'Do you really think that will work?'He said, 'Well it just did for me!'
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Redneck Joke
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment. Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position and course to steer to the airport. The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, drew a handwritten sign, and held it in the helicopter's window. The pilot's sign said 'WHERE AM I?' in large letters. People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign said 'YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER OVER SEATTLE. 'The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer to the Seattle airport, and landed safely. After they were on the ground, the co-pilot asked the pilot how the 'YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER' sign helped determine their position?The pilot responded 'I knew that had to be the MICROSOFT building, because similar to their help-lines, they gave me a technically correct but totally useless answer!'
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Joke Online
A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right breast hanging out. A policeman approaches her and says, 'Ma'am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?' She says, 'Why, officer?' 'Because your breast is hanging out. ' She looks down and says, 'OH MY GOODNESS! I left the baby on the bus again!'
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Cow Joke
Camper: Look at that bunch of cows. Farmer: Not bunch, herd. Camper: Heard what? Farmer: Of cows. Camper: Sure I've heard of cows. Farmer: No, I mean a cowherd. Camper: So what? I have no secrets from cows!
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Doctor Joke
Wife: Doctor My husband thinks he's a satellite dish.
Doctor: Don't worry I can cure him.
Wife: I don't want him cured I want you to adjust him to get the movie channel.
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Knock Knock Joke - 2
Knock Knock Who's there ! Anita ! Anita who ? Anita you like I need a hole in the head !
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Marriage Joke
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas. A friend of his said, 'I thought she wanted one of those sporty 4-Wheel drive vehicles. ' 'She did, ' he replied. 'But where in the hell was I gonna find a fake Jeep?'
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