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Over the years we have published over 100,000 jokes,
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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Humor Joke
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?Frost-bite!
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Humor Joke
After wedding a young couple rented a town house in a large complex. Concerned about a leak in an upstairs bathroom, young woman called the manager several times, but nothing happened. Finally her husband reached the manager and, noting the seriousness of the problem, said, ' My wife is afraid the bathtub will fall through the kitchen. ' 'Oh, no, ' the manager quickly replied. 'The bathtub falls through the living room. '
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Friendship Joke
A man complaining to a friend: 'I had it all - money, a beautiful house, a big car, the love of a beautiful woman . . . then . . . pow! . . . it was all gone!''What happened?' asked the friend. 'Ahhhh . . . my wife found out . . . '
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Accountant Joke
Two accountants are in a bank, when armed robbers burst in. While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers, others line the customers, including the accountants, up against a wall, and proceed to take their wallets, watches, etc. While this is going on accountant number one jams something in accountant number two's hand. Without looking down, accountant number two whispers, 'What is this?' to which accountant number one replies, 'it's that $50 I owe you. '
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College Humor
Why doesn't Santa have any children?Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it's down the chimney.
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Ethnic Humor
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt. 'Reach up there and find out. 'She did, but quickly pulled her hand back out and said, 'Oh, it's gruesome!''Aye, it has, ' replied the Scotsman, 'and if you put your hand backup there, it'll grow some more!'
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Your lucky color has faded.
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Biologist Joke
Do molecular biologists wear designer genes?
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