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Death is life's way of telling you you're fired.
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Old Age Joke
An elderly gentleman. . .
Had serious hearing problems for a number of years. . He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%.
The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, 'Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again. '
The gentleman replied, 'Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times!'
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Military Joke
The physical training instructor was drilling a platoon of soldiers. 'I want every man to lie on his back, put his legs in the air and move them as though he were riding a bicycle, ' he explained. 'Now begin!'After a few minutes, one of the men stopped. 'Why did you stop. Smith?' demanded the officer. 'If you please, sir, ' said Smith, 'I'm freewheeling for a while. '
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Children Joke
An honest seven-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that Billy Brown had kissed her after class. 'How did that happen?, ' gasped her mother. 'It wasn't easy, ' admitted the young lady, 'but three girls helped me catch him!'
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Halloween Joke
Why were the trick-or-treaters wearing grass skirts? Because it was Hulaween!
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Doctor and nurse Joke
Doctor, Doctor I feel like a dog! Sit!
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Family Comedy Joke
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer 'Olive'?Olive ?Yeah, you know, 'Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and callhim names'
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Children Joke
A first-grade teacher was overseeing her students as they experimented with their desk computers. One boy sat staring at the screen, unsure how to get the computer going. The teacher walked over and read what was on his screen. In her most reassuring voice, she said, 'The computer wants to know what your name is, ' then she walked over to the next child. The boy leaned toward the screen and whispered, 'My name is David. '
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