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Cow Joke
Where do cows like to live? St. Moo-is.
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Old Age Joke
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car-both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red but they just went on through. The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself 'I must be losing it, I could have sworn we just went through a red light. '
After a few more minutes they came to another intersection and the light was red again and again they went right though. This time the woman in the passenger seat was almost sure that the light had been red but was really concerned that she was losing it. She was getting nervous and decided to pay very close attention to the road and the next intersection to see what was going on.
At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was definitely red and they went right through and she turned to the other woman and said, 'Mildred! Did you know we just ran through three red lights in a row! You could have killed us!'
Mildred turned to her and said, 'Oh, am I driving?'
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Joke for Halloween
An Irishman named Murphy went to his doctor after a long illness. The doctor, after a lengthily examination, sighed and looked Murphy in the eye and said, 'I've some bad news for you. You have cancer and it can't be cured. I'd give you two weeks to a month. 'Murphy, saddened and shocked by the news, but of solid character, managed to compose himself and walk from the doctor's office into the waiting room. There he saw his son who had been waiting. Murphy said, 'Son, we Irish celebrate when things are good and we celebrate when things don't go so well. In this case, things aren't so well. I have cancer and I've been given a short time to live. Let's head for the pub and have a few pints. After three or four pints the two were feeling a little less somber. There were some laughs and more beers. They were eventual approached by some of Murphy's old friends who asked what the two were celebrating. Murphy told them that the Irish celebrate the good and the bad. He went on to tell them that they were drinking to his impending end. He told his friends 'I've only got a few weeks to live as I have been diagnosed with AIDS. ' The friends gave Murphy their condolences and they had a couple more beers. After his friends left, Murphy's son leaned over and whispered his confusion. 'Dad, I thought you said that you were dying from cancer? You just told your friends that you were dying from AIDS?'Murphy said, 'I am dying from cancer son, I just don't want any of them sleeping with your mother after I'm gone!'
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Bumper Stickers - 6
S. O. B. E. R. - Sick Of Banning Everyone's Rights
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Dance Joke
Q. Where do tired linedancers go for Breakfast? A. Ihop
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Internet Joke
Have you got the address of the butter website? Yes, but don't spread it around.
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Funny Kids Joke
What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?I'm not sure, but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses!
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Dentist Joke
Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled? Dentist: With pain $200 and without pain $100. Patient: Well, without pain it's cheaper. Pull it WITHOUT pain. Without anesthesia neither anything, the dentist begins to extract the tooth, when the patient outcry: Aaaahhhhhhhh !!!!! Hey, WITH pain it costs $200 !!!, replies the dentist.
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