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Bumper Stickers - 1
I love cats. . . they taste just like chicken
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Bumper Stickers - 6
Reality is a figment of your imagination.
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Military Joke
A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were clear. No car was to enter unless it had a special sticker on the windshield. A big Army car came up with a general seated in the back. The sentry said, 'Halt, who goes there?' The chauffeur, a corporal, says, 'General Wheeler. ' 'I'm sorry, I can't let you through. You've got to have a sticker on the windshield. ' The general said, 'Drive on!' The sentry said, 'Hold it! You really can't come through. I have orders to shoot if you try driving in without a sticker. ' The general repeated, 'I'm telling you, son, drive on!' The sentry walked up to the rear window and said, 'General, I'm new at this. Do I shoot you or the the driver?'
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Blonde Joke - 2
Q: What do blonds and spaghetti have in common? A: They both wriggle when you eat them.
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Bath Joke
How do vampire football players get the mud off? They all get in the bat-tub.
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Yo momma Joke
Yo Mama's so fat she sank the Titanic!
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Computing Joke
You would be able to hang over '64
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Funny School Kids Joke
'Waiter!' said the fed-up customer. 'How long have you worked here?'
'Only 6 months Sir. ' he replied.
'Well, it can't have been you that took my order!'
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