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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Movie and TV Joke
Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it's all play.
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Doctor and nurse Joke
Doctor, Doctor I've just swallowed a pen Well sit down and write your name!
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Animal Joke
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the armadillo that it was possible. Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get away from Colonel Sanders!Q: Why did the chicken cross the road twice?A: Because it was a double-crosser. Q: Why did the Iraqi chicken cross the road?A: To take over the other side. Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?A: To get to the other slide. Q: Why did the chicken cross the beach?A: To get to the other tide. Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?A: Chickens hadn't evolved yet.
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School Joke for Kids
A blonde woman is driving down the road. She notices that she's low on gas, so she stops at a gas station. While she's pumping her gas, she notices that she locked the keys in the car. So when she goes inside to pay, she asks the attendant for a hanger so that she can attempt to open the door herself. She returns outside and begins to jimmy the lock. Ten minutes later, the attendant comes out to see how the blonde is doing. Outside the car, the blonde is moving the hanger around and around while the blonde inside the car is saying. . . 'A little more to the left. . . a little more to the right'
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Teeth Joke
What helps keep your teeth together? Toothpaste.
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Money Joke
Why are diapers like $10 bills? Because you have to change them.
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Telephone Joke
What do you call an elephant in a phone box? Stuck.
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Joke Online
A nun was walking in the convent when one of the Fathers noticed she was gaining a little weight. 'Gaining a little weight are we sister Susan?', he asked. 'Oh no, Father. Just a little gas. ' Sister Susan explained, matter-of-factly. A month or so later the Father noticed that she had gained even more weight. 'Gaining some weight are we Sister Susan?', he asked again. 'Oh no, Father. Just a little gas. ' She replied again. A few months later the Father noticed Sister Susan pushing a baby carraige in the convent. He leaned over and looked in the carraige and said -'What a cute little fart!'
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