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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Joke for Speeches
How can you tell if a man you're dating is lazy?He throws his kisses.
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Elderly People Joke
'What's wrong, sonny?' asked the old timer sympathetically, coming overto the little kid who was sitting on the curb, crying his heart out. 'I'm crying 'cause I can't do what the big boys do!' So the old man sat down and wept too.
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Blonde Joke - 3
Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? That's where you wash all your vegetables!
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Bumper Stickers - 4
I laughed my butt off and I had a few inches to spare. Thanks!!
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Dirty Joke
Why is Viagra like Disneyworld? - You have to wait an hour for a three minute ride
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Joke for Speeches
What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?Well Hung.
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Horse Joke
What disease do horses fear most? Hay Fever!
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Fun Funny Joke
An out-of-towner accidentally drives his car into a deep ditch on the side of a country road. Luckily a farmer happened by with his big old horse named Benny. The man asked for help. The farmer said Benny could pull his car out. So he backed Benny up and hitched Benny to the man's car bumper. Then he yelled, 'Pull, Nellie, pull. 'Benny didn't move. Then he yelled, 'Come on, pull Ranger. 'Still, Benny didn't move. Then he yelled really loud, 'Now pull, Fred, pull hard. 'Benny just stood. Then the farmer nonchalantly said, 'Okay, Benny, pull. 'Benny pulled the car out of the ditch. The man was very appreciative but curious. He asked the farmer why he called his horse by the wrong name three times. The farmer said, 'Oh, Benny is blind, and if he thought he was the only one pulling he wouldn't even try. '
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