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Knock Knock Joke - 3

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Leaf.
Leaf Who?
Leaf me alone.


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Dog Joke - 2

When is a black dog not a black dog ? When it's a greyhound !


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Clean Joke

whats the differance between a camera and a sock???A camera takes photos and a sock takes 5 toes. . .


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Law Enforcement Joke

While the pope was visiting the USA, he told the driver of his limo that he has the sudden urge to drive. The driver was a good Catholic man, and would not ever dream of questioning the pope's authority. So the pope sat at the wheel, while his driver got in the back. They were traveling down the road doing between 70 and 80 mph, when a policeman happened to see them. As he pulled them over, he called in to headquarters reporting a speeding limo, with a VIP inside it. The chief asked: 'Who is in the limo, the mayor?' The policeman told him: 'No, someone more important than the mayor. ' Then the chief asked 'Is it the governor?' The policeman answered: 'No, someone more important than the governor. ' The chief finally asked: 'Is it the President?' The policeman answered: 'No, someone even more important than the President. ' This made the chief very angry and he bellowed: 'Now who is m ore important than the President?!' The policeman calmly wispered: 'I'll put it to you this way chief. I don't know who is this guy, but he has the pope as his chauffeur. '


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Idiot and fool Joke

Did you hear about the stupid wizard? He couldn't remember if he used to be forgetful.


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Redneck Joke

Q: What does a blonde do after waking up? A1: Go Home. A2: Introduce herself to the guy on the bed.


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I'm objective; I object to everything.


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Christmas Joke - 1

I think the real miracle of Christmasis how I get through it each year without killing my relatives!-Reno Goodale



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