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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Science Joke
Two gay men were in bed fooling around when all of asudden the door bell rings. The first gay man tellsthe second, 'Don't cum until I come back', and herushes off to answer the door. After a few minutes, he eagerly returns to the bedroomonly to find cum was all over the bed and sheets. Hesays to the second gay man, 'I thought you wasn't goingto cum until I came back. The second gay man says to thefirst, 'I didn't cum, . . . . . . . . I farted!Sent by Ken 'C'
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Bumper Stickers - 7
Who died and made YOU Darth Vader?.
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Funny College Joke
How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?They both have ornamental balls.
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Knock Knock Joke - 1
Knock Knock Who's there ? Cook ! Cook who ? Cuckoo yourself, I don't come here to be insulted !
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Spoof Joke
Did you hear about the new computer virus?It's called the 'Lorena Bobbit Virus'. Apparently, it turns your hard drive into a 3 1/2 inch floppy!
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Top 100 Joke
Q: What's the national bird of Iraq? A: DUCK! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What's the fastest way to break up a bingo game in Baghdad? A: You shout out, 'B-52' -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The latest from Saudi Arabia and Baghdad is that : Americans claim they have air superiority over Iraq. Iraqis claim they have air superiority over Iran. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: Why doesn't Saddam go out drinking? A: Why should he when he can get bombed at home? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What does Saddam Hussein have in common with Fred Flinstone? A: They both can look out of their window and see rubble! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: Have you heard about the new Royal Iraqi Air Force exercise program? A: Each morning you raise your hands above your head and leave them there. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What should Iraq get for its air defense system? A: A refund. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: Who is an Iraqi Hero? A: He's the one that waited thirty seconds before he surrendered.
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A self-centered, unbelieving man. . . ok a lawyer. . . died and was delivered into the devil's hands. 'You will be spending eternity here, but I'll let you pick your own room from three I'll show you, ' the devil said. In the first room were thousands of people standing on their heads on a brick floor. 'I don't like that, ' said the man. 'Show me the second. 'In the second room were thousands of people standing on their heads on a wood floor. 'Well, that's better than brick, ' the man said, 'but show me the third. 'In the third, thousands of people were standing ankle-deep in a room full of maggot infested garbage, all drinking coffee. 'I'll choose this room, ' he said. Into the room he went and the door slammed behind him. Immediately, the voice of a minor demon rang out, 'O. K. , coffee break is over, back on your heads. '
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Various animal Joke
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur? A stinkasaurus!
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