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Blonde Joke - 2
Q. If a blonde and a brunette were falling off a building, who would hit the ground first? A. The brunette because the blonde would stop for directions.
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Naughty Joke
A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he is not sure if sex is work or play. So he goes to a priest and asks for his opinion on this question. After consulting the Bible, the priest says, ' My son, after an exhaustive search, I am positive that sex is work and is therefore not permitted on Sundays. 'The man thinks: ' What does a priest know about sex?' So he goes to a minister, who after all is a married man and experienced in this matter. He queries the minister and receives the same reply. Sex is work and therefore not for the Sabbath!Not pleased with the reply, he seeks out the ultimate authority: a man of thousands of years tradition and knowledge. In other words, he goes to a rabbi. The Rabbi ponders the question, then states, ' My son, sex is definitely play. 'The man replies, 'Rabbi, how can you be so sure when so many others tell me sex is work?'The Rabbi softly speaks, 'If sex were work, my wife would have the maid do it. '
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Animal World
Why do elephants live in herds?To get a wholesale reduction on the shoes with yellow soles.
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Funny Famous Joke
Princess Diana and Dolly Parton had both died on the same night. When they reached the gates of Heaven they were greeted by St. Peter. St. Peter said 'Excuse me ladies, but before I let you in. . . I must know what you were doing when you died. . . you see Heaven has become AWFULLY crowded. . . it's our new policy!' He smiled. 'Well. . . if you must know. . . I was standing in front of the mirror examining my boobs. . . ' Dolly Parton said. 'And I was going to the bathroom!' Princess Diana said. 'You may enter into Heaven. . . ' St. Peter held the gate open for Princess Diana to pass through. 'WAIT A MINUTE! How come she gets to go and not me?!' Dolly Parton asked. 'Why. . . don't you know. . . a royal flush beats 2 of a kind!' St. Peter exclaimed.
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Political Joke
It has been said that the United States has the best congressmen money can buy.
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Marriage Joke
A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The girl approaches the boy and says, 'Hey Tommy, wanna play house?' He says, 'Sure! What do you want me to do?' The girl replies, 'I want you to communicate your thoughts. ' 'Communicate my thoughts?' said a bewildered Tommy. 'I have no idea what that means. ' The little girl smirks and says, 'Perfect. You can be the husband. '
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Joke of the Day
Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner?A: Reservations.
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Idiot and fool Joke
Did you hear about the hillbilly who went into the hardware store to buy a chain saw ? He said I want one that will cut down at least 10 trees a day. He was back at the hardware store with the saw a couple days later complaining that it only cut one tree and that took all day. The clerk at the hardware store started the saw to see what the problem was. The hillbilly jumped back and said what the hell is that noise?
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