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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Gender Joke
Why are blond jokes so short?So men can remember them!
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Election Joke
President Clinton is arriving back in D. C. after a trip to his home state of Arkansas. He steps out of the plane carrying two pigs, one under each arm. When he reaches the bottom of the stairs the Marine guard sharply salutes him as usual.
Clinton: 'I'd like to salute you back son, but as you can see my hands are full. '
Marine: 'Yes Sir! Mighty fine pigs Sir!'
Clinton: 'These aren't just ordinary pigs Marine, they are pure Arkansas Razorback Pigs!!'
Marine: 'Yes Sir! Mighty fine Razorbacks Sir!'
President: 'I got this one for Hillary, and this one for Chelsea. '
Marine: 'Yes Sir! Good trade Sir!'
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Poker and Gambling Joke
A man walks into a butcher's shop and inquires of the butcher: 'Are you a gambling man?' The butcher says 'Yes', so the man said: 'I bet you L50 that you can't reach up and touch that meat hanging on the hooks up there. ' The butcher says 'I'm not betting on that. ' 'But I thought you were a gambling man' the man retorts. 'Yes I am' says the butcher 'but the steaks are too high. '
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Cannibal Joke
What did the cannibal have for lunch? Baked beings (beans).
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Insect Joke
Why was the moth so unpopular ? He kept picking holes in everything !
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Village Idiot Joke
Did you hear?The Energizer bunny has been arrested for Battery.
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Bird Joke
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up ? Jail-birds !
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Music Joke
Q: What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax? A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.
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