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Bumper Stickers - 4
If God dropped acid, would he see people?
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Political Joke
Q: Know how to solve the Serbian/Bosnian problem in less than 48 hours? A: Put Janet Reno in charge.
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Dumb Blonde Joke
What do you call a blonde that just came out of the closet?The Hide and Seek champion of 1992.
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Sporting Joke
There was an Aggie, Longhorn, and a Red Raider who were out hunting. The Aggie brought back a big buck. 'How did you get that?' they all asked. 'I saw the tracks, followed the tracks, and 'boom' I shot a buck. ' Then the longhorn brought back an elephant.
'How did you get that?' they all asked. 'I saw the tracks, I followed the tracks, and 'boom' I shot an elephant. ' Then the Red Raider came back all beat up. 'What happened?' they all asked. 'I saw the tracks, I followed the tracks, and 'boom' I got hit by a train. '
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Relationships Joke
A married man thought he would give his wife a birthdaysurprise by buying her a bra. He entered a ladies shoprather intimidated, but the girls took charge to help him. 'What color?' they asked. He settled for white. 'How much does it cost?' he asked. 'Twenty dollars. ' 'Very good, ' he thought. All that remained was the size, but he hadn't the faintest idea. 'Now sir, are they the size a pair of melons? Coconuts? Grape fruits? Oranges?' 'No, ' he said, 'nothing like that. ' 'Come on, sir, think. There must be something your wife's bust resembles. 'He thought long and hard and then looked up and said, 'Have you ever seen a Spaniel's ears?'
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Old Age Joke
Two old men had been best friends for years, and they both live to their early 90's, when one of them suddenly falls deathly ill. His friend comes to visit him on his deathbed, and they're reminiscing about their long friendship, when the dying man's friend asks, 'Listen, when you die, do me a favor. I want to know if there's baseball in heaven. '
The dying man said, 'We've been friends for years, this I'll do for you. ' And then he dies.
A couple days later, his surviving friend is sleeping when he hears his friend's voice. The voice says, 'I've got some good news and some bad news. The good news is that there's baseball in heaven. '
'What's the bad news?'
'You're pitching on Wednesday. '
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Love and Marriage Joke
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next. ' They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
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Love and Marriage Joke
Today is my twenty-fifth wedding anniversary. Really? Yes, I've been married twenty-five times!
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