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Bumper Stickers - 7
Warning: I intentionally run over small, furry animals.
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Bus Joke
Why did the bus stop? Because it saw the zebra crossing.
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Burger Joke
Which baseball team is currently the favourite with hamburger fans? The Cincinnati Reds -because they're the Big Bread Machine!
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Mom and Dad Joke
The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the pool. 'Everyone knows, ' the mother lectured him, 'that from time to time, young children will urinate in a pool. ' 'Oh really?' said the lifeguard, 'from the diving board!?!?'
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Military Joke
The following are supposedly true headlines that have appeared in papers during the war. Some Leading Papers' Coverage of Custer's MassacreVariety: 'Custer Closes Out of Town'Pravda: 'Big Red Victory. 'Sports Illustrated: 'Indians Win Series'Women's Wear Daily: 'Feathers Make Comeback'Reader's Digest: 'Sitting Bull Reveals New Cure for Dandruff'The Washington Post: 'Custer Loses Rural Vote'
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Father Joke
My son, Mitchell, a kindergartener, practices spelling with magnetic letters on the refrigerator: 'cat,' 'dog,' 'dad,' and 'mom' have been proudly displayed for all to see.
One morning while getting ready for the day, Mitchell bounded into the room with
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Naughty Joke
Two men were talking. 'So, how's your sex life?' 'Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex. ' 'Social Security sex?' 'Yeah, you know: I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!'
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Military Joke
An Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy brat. 'My dad is an engineer. He can do everything. Do you know the Alps?''Yes, ' said the Navy brat. 'My dad has built them. 'Then the naval kid spoke: 'And do you know the Dead Sea?''Yes. ''It's my dad who's killed it!'
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