|
|
|
The
Best Humor Sites on the Internet |
|
Christmas Jokes
Funny Jokes Online
MOCKERY
Ghost Pictures
Ghost Stories
Hilarious Horoscopes
Bizarre Webcam
notMENSA
society for the stupid
Cheap posters
Raunchiest Riddles
Worst Jobs in the World
Love Poems
Inspirational Poems
Funny Poems
Famous Poems
Free Diet Plans
Top Paying
Keywords
Keyword Suggestions
Everything you want to know about everything!
Weird eBay
mesothelioma types
Top 100 Baby Names
flowers online
Poker Articles
Free View Webcams
Work from Home
World History
Baby Name Chooser
Text Links
Online Advertising
Flowers
Top searches
Weird Website
Children's Books
Scottish Jokes
Robert Burns Poems
Midge Jokes
Fathers Jokes
Funny Jokes
Love Quotes
Famous Quotes
Inspirational Quotes
Funny Quotes
Movie Quotes
Friendship Quotes
Get Found
anime girls
5QS |
|
|
No animals were eaten, killed, maimed, wounded, slightly
injured, experimented on, tortured, eaten, sacrificed, frightened,
bullied, teased, humiliated, tickled, upset, ravished, tantalized,
pulled out of a hat, dishonoured or criticised during the making of this
website. Some jokes however were severely tortured in an effort to make
them funny. |
| |
|
|
Welcome to our archive of jokes, riddles, poems and .
. . everything!!!
Over the years we have published over 100,000 jokes,
50,000 poems, 40,000 riddles, 20,000 pictures, 10,000 funny articles
and 2 combine harvesters.
So have a look around, enjoy and get those crops cut
as soon as possible!!!
|
|
|
|
|
|
Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
|
|
|
Archive of funny church notices and other funny jokes |
|
Criminal Joke
Judge: Why did you steal that bird? Prisoner: For a lark, sir.
= = = = = = = = = =
Sport Joke
Yogi Berra Quotes'Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours. ''Baseball is 90 percent mental. The other half is physical. ''If the people don't want to come out to the park, nobody's gonna stop them. ''No wonder nobody comes here; it's too crowded. ''We made too many wrong mistakes. ''You can observe a lot by just watching. ''I usually take a two-hour nap from 1 to 4. ' - Yogi Berra
= = = = = = = = = =
Dumb Joke
A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counseling came up. 'Oh, we'll never need that. My husband and I have a great relationship, ' the wife explained. 'He was a communications major in college, and I majored in theater arts. He communicates really well, and I just act as if I'm listening. '
= = = = = = = = = =
Yo momma Joke
Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
= = = = = = = = = =
School Joke
If I had five coconuts and I gave you three, how many would I have left ? I don't know. Why not ? In our school we do all our arithmetic in apples and oranges.
= = = = = = = = = =
Christmas Joke - 2
What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards ? Best vicious of the season
= = = = = = = = = =
Book title Joke
Who Shot JR ? by U Dunnit
= = = = = = = = = =
Knock Knock Joke - 2
Knock Knock Who's there ! Amory ! Amory who ? Amory Christmas and a Happy New Year !
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Note : Many of our jokes have been
submitted by guests - if you find any that are offensive please let
us know and they will be removed immediately. |
|
| |
|