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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Archive of funny christmas verses and other funny jokes |
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Humor Joke
Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?
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Bumper Stickers - 5
If you're against logging, try wiping your ass with plastic.
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Naughty Joke
How can you tell when your girlfriend's horny? You stick your hands in her panties and it feels like you feeding a horse.
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School Joke
A little kid's in school, taking a true-false test and he's flipping a coin. At the end of the test he's flipping the coin again. The teacher says, 'What are you doing?' He says, 'Checking my answers. '
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Pig Joke
Where do bad pigs go? They get sent to the pen.
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Computing Joke
Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin, and Bill Gates were called in by God. God informed them that he was very unhappy about what was going on in this world. Since things were so bad, he told the three that he was destroying the Earth in 3 days. They were all allowed to return to their homes and businesses and tell their friends and colleagues what was happening. God did tell them though, that no matter what they did he was 'not' changing his mind. Bill Clinton went in and told his staff, 'I have good news and bad news for you. First the good news . . . there 'is' a God. The bad news is that he is destroying the Earth in 3 days. 'Boris Yeltsin went back and told his staff, 'I have good news and terrible news. The first is that there 'is' a God. The second is that he is destroying the Earth in 3 days. 'Bill Gates went back and told his staff, 'I have good news and good news. First, God thinks I am one of the three most important people in the world. Secondly, you don't have to fix the bugs in Windows 95.
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Computer Joke
Q: How many Bill Gates does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One - he puts it in the socket and lets the world revolve around him.
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Love and Marriage Joke
It's for my mother-in-law, ' explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash, he gestured down at the dog and said, 'My Doberman here killed her. ' 'Gee. . . That's terrible, ' commiserated the spectator. 'But. . . Hmmmm. . . Is there anyway you might lend me your dog for a day or so?' The bereaved son-in-law pointed his thumb over his shoulder and answered, 'Get in line. '
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