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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Archive of funny christmas speeches and other funny jokes |
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Vampire Joke
What has webbed feet and fangs? Count Quackula.
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Blind Joke
Q: What did a blind boy's parent's do to punish him? A: Rearranged the furniture
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Sport Joke
It was a particularly tough football game, and nerves were on edge. The home team had been the victim of three or four close calls, and they were now trailing the visitors by a touch-down and a field goal. When the official called yet another close one in the visitors' favor, the home quarterback blew his top. How many times can you do this to us in a single game?' he screamed. 'You were wrong on the out-of-bounds, you were wrong on that last first down, and you missed an illegal tackle in the first quarter. ' The official just stared. The quarterback seethed, but he suppressed the language that might get him tossed from the game. 'What it comes down to, ' he bellowed, 'is that you STINK!' The official stared a few more seconds. Then he bent down, picked up the ball, paced off 15 yards, and put the ball down. He turned to face the steaming quarterback. The official finally replied, 'And how do I smell from here?'
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Horse Joke
What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds? A zebra!
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Knock Knock Joke - 1
Knock Knock Who's there ! Albert ! Albert who ! Albert you don't know who this is !
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Heaven and hell Joke
Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting to enter Heaven. On entering they must present something relating or associated with Christmas. The first man searches his pocket, and finds some Mistletoe, so he is allowed in. The second man presents a cracker, so he is also allowed in. The third man pulls out a pair of stockings. Confused at this last gesture, St. Peter asks, 'How do these represent Christmas?' 'They're Carol's. '
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King Kong Joke
What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty? 'Are you my mother?'
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Halloween Joke
A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet over his head. 'Are you here as a ghost ?' asked his friends 'No, I'm an undercover agent'.
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