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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Archive of funny christmas quizzes and other funny jokes |
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Funny School Kids Joke
At school all the kids cheered and applauded when the piano teacher started to play.
The piano was locked.
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Celebrities Joke
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if, after surgery, I would be able to play the banjo. He said, 'I'm doing surgery on your hand, not giving you a lobotomy. '
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Cannibal Joke
1st Cannibal: I don't know what to make of my boyfriend these days. 2nd Cannibal: How about a hotpot ?
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Bar Joke , beer, booze and fun!
A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?' 'No, ' he replies, 'I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it. ' The intrigued woman says, 'A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?' 'It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me, ' he explains. 'What's it telling you now?' she asked. 'Well, it says you're not wearing any panties. ' he said. The woman giggles and replies, 'Well it must be broken then because I am wearing panties!' The man explains, 'Damn thing must be an hour fast. '
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Money Joke
A little monster was learning to play the violin, ' I'm good, aren't I?' he asked his big brother. 'You should be on the radio, ' said his brother. 'You think I'm that good?' 'No, I think you're terrible, but if you were on the radio, I could switch you off !
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Witch Joke
What do you call a witch that stays out all night? A fresh air freak.
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Monster Joke
What do you get if you cross a bird with a monstrous snarl? A budgerigrrrrr!
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Situations Humor
Son : Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady. Mum : Well, you have done the right thing. Son : But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
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