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Accountant Joke
Why did the auditor cross the road? Because he looked in the file and That's what they did last year.
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Joke for Dummies
A policeman pulled a blonde over after she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street. Cop: Do you know where you were going?Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad, cause all the people were leaving!
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Great Joke
The teacher was conducting a class in nutrition and asked the class to name four qualities of mohter's milk. Little Johnny pipes up and says, 'I know teacher!'Number One: It's fresh. Number Two: It's nutritious. Number Three: I't served at just the right temperature. And Number Four: It comes in a cool container!
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Fun Funny Joke
Why can't a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!
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Bumper Stickers - 6
S. A. S. R. - Speeders Against Ski Racks
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School Joke for Kids
A local florist just went out of business, but it was his own fault. He kept getting his orders mixed up. One woman received flowers sent by her husband, who was at a business meeting in Florida. She was perplexed by the message on her card: 'Our deepest sympathy. 'But she was not nearly as surprised as the woman whose husband had just passed away. Her card read, 'Hotter here than I expected. Too bad you didn't come too. '
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Military Joke
As we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station, our Flight Instructor said, 'All right! All you dummies fall out. ' As the rest of the squad wandered away, I remained at attention. The instructor walked over until he was eye-to-eye with me, and then just raised a single eyebrow. I smiled and said, 'Sure was a lot of 'em, huh sir?'
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