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Ethnic Joke - 2
Q: Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years? A: Somebody dropped a shekel.
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Business Joke
All workers please be advised of the following changes to the travel policy. MemorandumTo: All EmployeesFrom: HeadquartersSubject: Business Travel Policy GuidelinesDate: June '16
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Dance Joke
What do cars do at the disco? Brake dance.
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College Humor
A redneck returns to the doctors after having some tests and asks what the results were. The doctor explains that he has some bad news, in fact, the patient is HIV positive. 'Hell, 'says the man, 'You can't trust anybody nowadays, not even your own kids!'
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Animal World
The UN sponsored a competition on which nation can produce the best bookon elephants. The British submited a dry historical account 'The Elephant and the British Empire. 'The French submited a text 'The Sensuality of the Elephant -- a Personal Account. 'The Germans submited 47 Volumes entitled 'An Elementary Introduction to the Foundation of the Science of the Elephant's Ear. 'The Americans submited an article from 'Money' magazine: 'Elephants -- the Perfect Tax Shelter for the 80s'Green-Peace submited a counter-entry 'Elephants -- they're better than People'The Russians submited a terse manuscript titled 'The superiority of the Soviet Elephant'And submited a poem 'The Joy and Freedom Brought forth by the Soviet Elephant. 'But the Japanese won with their Promotional Flier 'We have no Elephants but wouldn't you want to buy a Honda instead'
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Telephone Joke
How do, like, really laid-back types answer the phone? Mellow.
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Funny College Joke
YOU KNOW WHEN THE POST OFFICE IS HIRING WHEN THE FLAG OUT FRONT IS AT HALF MAST. THE POSTAL WORKERS WANT HAZZARD PAY AND WORKERS COMP FOR SLIPPING ON SHELL CASINGS
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Blonde Joke - 3
When a blonde goes to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat ? Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row
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