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Ethnic Joke - 2
A Greek and Italian were sitting down one day debating who had the superior culture. The Greek says, 'We have the Parthenon'The Italian says, 'We have the Colosseum'The Greek says 'We had great Mathematicians'The Italian says 'We had the Roman Empire'. . . and so on and so on and then the Greek says: 'We invented sex'The Italian says 'That is true, but it was the Italians whointroduced it to women. '
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Yo momma Joke
Yo mama nose so big that her neck broke from the weight!
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Aviation Joke
Bill Clinton, Hillary Ramrod Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper Gore are flying aboard Air Force 1 on their way to visit the Communists to share their success stories about taxing Americans. Bill: 'Why don't I throw this hundred dollar bill out the window and make someone very happy. 'Hillary: 'Well, why don't you throw ten hundred dollar bills out the window and make ten people happy. 'Al: 'Why don't you two jump out the window and make me and Tipper happy. 'Tipper: 'Why don't we all jump out the window and make everybody throughout the United States and world happy. '
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Blind Joke
Q: How did a blind man meet his wife? A: On a blind date!
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Bar Joke - 1
Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hollowed be thy drink. I will be drunk, At home as in the travern. Give us this day our foamy head, And forgive us our spillages, As we forgive those who spill against us. And lead us not into incarceration, But deliver us from hangerovers. For thine is the beer. he bitter and The lagerForever and ever, Barmen.
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Dance Joke
Q. What do you call a one legged linedancer? A. Eileen (I Lean)
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Ethnic Joke - 2
These two newfies are building a house. One of them is putting on the siding. He picks up a nail, hammers it in. Picks up another nail, throws it away. Picks up a nail, hammers it in. Picks up another, throws it away. This goes on for a while, and finally his friend comes over and asks him why he is throwing half of the nails away. He replies, 'Those ones were pointed on the wrong end. ' The buddy gets exasperated and says 'You idiot, those nails are for the other side of the house!'
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Dumb People Joke
A man in Orange County Municipal Court had been ticketed for driving alone in the carpool lane. He claimed that the four frozen cadavers in the mortuary van he was driving should be counted. The judged ruled that passengers must be alive to qualify.
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