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Doctor and nurse Joke
Jack went to see the camp nurse. 'I fell last night, ' he said. 'And I was unconscious for eight hours. ' The nurse was shocked. 'How awful. What happened?' 'I fell asleep!'
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Ethnic Joke - 1
It's Christmas time and Paddy and Shaun decided to go look for a Christmas Tree. They gathered their axe, a sled, and a broom to brush the trees off so they can get a good look at them. When they finally reach a fine stand of trees, Shaun brushes off the first tree, and stands back with Paddy to look at it. 'Well, Paddy, What do you think?''Sorry, Shaun, this tree won't do. Let's try another one'. They come upon another nice tree, Shaun brushes it off, and they both look at it. 'How about this one, Paddy?' 'Not quite, Shaun. Let's keep looking'. This goes on until nightfall. Both Paddy and Shaun are cold, tired, and hungry. 'Well, Paddy, what do we do now?' 'Shaun, I think we should take home the next tree we find, whether it has lights on it or not. . . '
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Love and Marriage Joke
Jill tells her husband, 'Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door seem such a loving twosome. Every morning, when he leaves the house, he kisses her goodbye, and every evening when he comes homes, he brings her a dozen roses. Now, why can't you do that?' 'Gosh, ' Jack says, 'why I hardly know the girl. '
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School Joke
Teacher: What's big and yellow and comes in the morning to brighten a mothers day? Pupil: The school bus!
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Father Joke
An advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form. A student, needing some learning, goes to the pharmacy and asks what kind of knowledge pills are available.
The pharmacist says, 'Here's a pill for English literature. ' The stud
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Religious Joke
This minister just had all of his remaining teeth pulled and new dentures were being made. The first Sunday, he only preached 10 minutes. The second Sunday, he preached only 20 minutes. But, on the third Sunday, he preached 1 hour 25 minutes. When asked about this by some of the congregation, he responded this way. The first Sunday, my gums were so sore it hurt to talk. The second Sunday, my dentures were hurting a lot. The third Sunday, I accidentally grabbed my wife's dentures. . . and I couldn't stop talking!
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Divorce Joke
My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God, and I didn't.
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Witch Joke
Have you heard about the goodweather witch? She's forecasting sunny spells.
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