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Book title Joke
Seaside Treats by Rhoda Donkey
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Computer Joke
The problem with physicists is that they tend to cheat in order to get results. The problem with mathematicians is that they tend to work on toy problems in order to get results. The problem with program verifiers is that they tend to cheat at toy problems in order to get results.
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Snowman Joke
How does a Snowman get to work? By icicle.
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Joke for Kids
A pipe burst in a doctor's house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived, unpacked his tools, did mysterious plumber-type things for a while, and handed the doctor a bill for $600. The doctor exclaimed, 'This is ridiculous! I don't even make that much as a doctor!. 'The plumber waited for him to finish and then replied. . . 'Neither did I when I was a doctor!'
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Witch Joke
What happened to the witch with an upside down nose? Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.
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Real Life Joke
The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny. A little boy wrote this letter to his grandmother:Dear Grandmother, I'm sorry I forgot your birthday last week. It would serve me right if you forgot mine next Tuesday. With love, Mike
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Dumb Joke
Confucius Say. . . Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient. He who lives in glass house, dress in basement. Passionate kiss, like spider web, lead to undoing of fly. Better to be pissed off than pissed on. He who walk through airport door sideways going to Bangkok. Boy who go to sleep with stiff problem wake up with solution in hand. Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day long. Couple on 7 day honeymoon make hole weak. Girl who sit on jockeys lap get hot tip. Girl who sits on Judge's lap gets honorable discharge. Lady who go camping must beware of evil intent. Squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts. He who run behind bus get exhausted. Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion. Man with tight trousers is pressing his luck. He who fishes in others' holes often catches crabs.
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Mental health Joke
In a psychiatrist's waiting room two patients are having a conversation. One says to the other, 'Why are you here?' The second answers, 'I'm Napoleon, so the doctor told me to come here. ' The first is curious and asks, 'How do you know that you're Napoleon?' The second responds, 'God told me I was. ' At this point, a patient on the other side of the room shouts, 'NO I DIDN'T!'
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