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Welcome to our archive of jokes, riddles, poems and .
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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Space Joke
An astronaut in space was asked by a reporter, 'How do you feel?' 'How would you feel, ' the astronout replied, 'if you were stuck here, on top of '20
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Baby Joke
Dewey and Odell met on the Brownsville main street. 'Say, ' said Dewey, 'Ah hurd yew and yore wife is goin' ta night school ta take Spanish lessons. How cum?' 'Uh huh, ' answered Odell. 'We went and adopted us a little Mexican baby, and we wanna be able ta understand him when he gets old enough ta talk!'
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Priceless Joke
Once upon a time when a Blonde was hard up for money, she decided to kidnap a child. So the next day she goes to a nearby playground and when nobody is looking, she pulls a random kid behind a tree and says, 'You're kidnapped, so be quiet and don't give me any trouble. ' The little boy, too startled to do anything stands there in shock. The Blonde then pulls out a note that reads:I am a desperate Blonde hard up for money. I have kidnapped your kid and if you ever want to see him again you arrange for '5
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Doctor and nurse Joke
Doctor, Doctor I'm a burglar! Have you taken anything for it?
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Dog Joke - 2
What dog is always tired in London?
An English sleep dog.
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Movie and TV Joke
Why can't anyone stay angry long with an actress? Because she always makes up.
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Blonde Joke - 1
Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You don't. They're born that way.
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Free Adult Joke
His brain could be the perfect dielectric. His brain was sold separately and they were out of stock. His brain would rattle around in a gnat's navel. His buffer is full. His clutch is slipping. His data bus stops for red lights. His deck has no face cards. His elevator is stuck between floors. His face is on a coin. . . On the edge. His family wasn't dysfunctional until he arrived. His freelist is empty. His gene line isn't just dead, it's extinct. His golf bag does not contain a full set of irons. -- Robin Williams His grey matter is brown / doesn't matter. His head whistles in a cross wind. His home planet is flat. His IQ is a false positive. His jack can't get the car off the ground. His mind is a few Hertz off its assigned frequency. His mind is great at error magnification. His mind is less substantial than the Emperor's new clothes. His mind is on vacation but his mouth is working overtime. His mind is write-protected/write-only. His mind reached escape velocity and achieved orbit. His mind wandered and never came back. His motto is: Space, the final frontier. His mouth rarely makes calls to his brain. His outgoing message starts with, 'Hello, Mr. Answering Machine. ' His page was intentionally left blank. His picture is in the dictionary under 'zero'.
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