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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Naughty Joke
A young girl had not been feeling well and went to her family doctor. 'Young lady, ' the doctor began, 'you're pregnant. ''But that can't be. The only men I've been with are nudists and in, our colony we practice sex only with our eyes. ''Well my dear, ' said the doctor, 'someone in that colony is cockeyed. '
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Romance Joke
But let's get real here guys, I mean who exactly are we kidding ? A husband controls his wife in much the same manner as a barometer controls the weather.
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Doctor and nurse Joke
A baseball manager who had an ulcer was in his physician office for a checkup. 'Remember, ' the doctor said, 'don't get excited, don't get mad, and forget about baseball when you're off the field. ' Then he added, 'By the way, how come you let the pitcher bat yesterday with the tying run on second and two men out in the ninth?' Doctor: Tell him I can't see him now. Next.
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Bible Joke
Jesus saw a crowd chasing down a woman to stone her and approached them. 'What's going on here, anyway?' he asked. 'This woman was found committing adultery, and the law says we should stone her!' one of the crowd responded. 'Wait, ' yelled Jesus. 'Let he who is without sin cast the first stone. ' Suddenly, a stone was thrown from out of the sky, and knocked the woman on the side of her head. 'Aw, c'mon, Dad. . . ' Jesus cried, 'I'm trying to make a point here!'
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Witch Joke
Did you hear about the witch who fed her pet vulture on sawdust? The vulture laid ten eggs and when they hatched, nine chicks had wooden legs and the tenth was a woodpecker.
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Animal World
A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says: 'So, why the long face?'
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Fishing Joke
One day a rather inebriated ice fisherman drilled a hole in the ice and peered into the hole and a loud voice said, 'There are no fish down there. ' He walked several yards away and drilled another hole and peered into the hole and again the voice said, 'There's no fish down there. ' He then walked about 50 yards away and drilled another hole and again the voice said, 'There's no fish down there. ' He looked up into the sky and asked, 'God, is that you?' 'No, you idiot, ' the voice said, 'it's the rink manager. '
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Mad Joke
How can you tell that your blonde secretary has been typing on your computer?White-out on the screen!How can you tell she's made the corrections?She wrote over the white out!
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