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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Computer Joke
Which football team to you need to connect up your computer? Leeds.
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Miscellaneous Joke
Two guys, of limited intelligence, were on a ship that sank in the middle of the ocean. They managed to inflate a rubber life raft and grab a box of provisions before their ship slipped under the surface. After floating under blazing heat, for 6 days, they ran out of food and water. On the 10th day, bleary eyed and half dead from heat, thirst and starvation, they spotted a small object floating toward them in the water. As it drew near, they were ecstatic to find that it was an old oil lamp (the kind that genies come in). They grabbed the lamp and rubbed it. Out popped a tired old genie who said, 'OK, so you freed me from the stupid lamp, but hey, I've been doing this 3-wishes stuff for a while now and quite frankly, I'm burned out. You guys only get 1 wish and then I'm outta here. Make it a good one. 'The first guy, blurted out, without thinking, 'Give us all the beer we can drink for the rest of our lives!' 'Fine, ' said the genie, and he instantly turned the entire ocean to beer. 'Great move, Einstein', said the second guy, slapping the first guy in the side of the head. 'Now we're gonna have to piss in the boat. '
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Spelling Joke
Can you spell a pretty girl with two letters? QT (cutey).
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Insect Joke
What is a flea's favourite book ? The itch-hikers guide to the galaxy !
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Dentist Joke
What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?. . . Fill me in when you get back
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Honk all you want, I'm deaf
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Lawyer Joke
A stingy old lawyer was on his deathbed. He instructed his wife to fill two large pillowcases with money thinking he could pick them up on his way to heaven. Several weeks after his funeral the widow found two pillowcases full of cash in the attic. 'The old fool, ' she thought, 'I knew I should have left them in the basement!'
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Dumb Blonde Joke
What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond's ear?Data transfer.
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