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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Dumb Men Joke
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? - Because a woman who can't afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Baby Joke
Why did you drop the baby? Well, Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby, so I wanted to see if he did.
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Funny Joke - 50 best Joke
Why do you need a driver's licence to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
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Aardvark Joke
When is an aardvark jumpy? When he's got ants in his pants!
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Joke for Kids
1. Thank you - we're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view. 2. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist. 3. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. 4. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental. 5. I have plenty of talent and vision; I just don't care. 6. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and inexperienced. 7. What am I - flypaper for freaks!?8. I'm not being rude. I'm just ignoring you. 9. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth. 10. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you. 11. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of calories to burn off. 12. Yes, he is an agent of Satan, but his duties are largely ceremonial. 13. No, my powers can only be used for good. 14. How about never? Is never good for you?15. I'm really easy to get along with once you people realize I'm right. 16. Your idea seems reasonable. . . Time to up my medication. 17. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter. 18. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message. . . 19. I don't work here. I'm a consultant. 20. Who me? I just wander from room to room. 21. My toys! My toys! I can't do this job without my toys!22. It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm really quite busy. 23. At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits. 24. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. 25. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
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Old Age Joke
When you are young, you want to be the master of your fate and the captain of your soul.
When you are older, you will settle for being the master of your weight and the captain of your bowling team.
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Blonde Joke - 3
Q: What is 74 to a blonde? A: 69 plus VAT
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School Joke
When the power went off at the elementary school, the cook couldn't serve a hot meal in the cafeteria. She had to feed the children something, so at the last minute she whipped up great stacks of peanut-butter and jelly sandwiches.
As one little boy filled his plate, he said, 'It's about time. At last -- a home cooked meal!'
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