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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Elephant Joke
What do you find in an elephants graveyard ? Elephantoms !
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Cat Joke
What side of the cat has the most fur?
The OUT-side.
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Dumb Joke
Having lawyers create laws is like have doctors create diseases!
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Kids Joke
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, 'Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?' The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug. 'I can't dear, ' she said. 'I have to sleep in Daddy's room. 'A long silence was broken at last by a shaken little voice saying, 'The big sissy. '
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Face Joke
Mommy, all the kids at school say I'm a werewolf! Is that true? 'No, of course not. Now shut up and comb your face. '
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Heaven and hell Joke
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German, The lovers are Italian, The bankers are Swiss. In Hell: The cooks are English, The policemen are German, The mechanics are French, The lovers are Swiss, The bankers are Italian.
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Dumb Joke
A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine. Things like 'chalk' or 'pencil, ' she described, would have a gender association although in English, these words were of neutral gender. Puzzled, one student raised his hand and asked, 'What gender is a computer?'The teacher wasn't certain which it was, and so divided the class into two groups and asked them to decide if a computer should be masculine or feminine. One group was composed of the women in the class, and the other of men. Both groups were asked to give four reasons for their recommendation. The group of women concluded that computers should be referred to in the masculine gender because:1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on. 2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless. 3. They are supposed to help you solve your problems, but half the time they ARE the problem. 4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a better model. The men, on the other hand, decided that computers should definitely be referred to in the feminine gender because:1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic. 2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else. 3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval. 4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
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Dirty Joke
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a broom closet? A: Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once.
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