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Cow Joke
What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties? 'Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo
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Answer me this Joke
If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn on your head-lights, what happens?
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Computing Joke
You know you have been on the computer too long when. . . When you are counting objects, you go ''0
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Practical Joke
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women (and what they actually mean. . . )10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in 'Deliverance. ')9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (You are one jurassic geezer. )8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes upon. ) 7. My life is too complicated right now. (I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing. )6. I've got a boyfriend (who's really my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's). 5. I don't date men where I work. (Hey, bud, I wouldn't even date you if you were in the same 'solar system
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Dance Joke
What dance did the Pilgrims do? The Plymouth Rock.
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Love and Marriage Joke
A man and woman are having marriage problems, and decide to end their union after a very short time together.
After a most brief attempt to reconcile, the couple goes to court to finalize their break-up.
The judge asks the husband, 'What has brought you to the point that you are now at, where you are not able to keep this marriage together?'
The husband says, 'In the six weeks we've been together, we haven't been able to agree on one thing. '
The wife says, 'Seven weeks. '.
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Restaurant Joke
A out-of-towner in New York at the height of the tourist season decided to revisit an uptown restaurant he'd enjoyed on a previous trip to the city. Finally catching the eye of an overworked waiter, he said, 'You know, it's been over five years since I first came in here. ' 'You'll have to wait your turn, sir, ' replied the harried and now irritated waiter, 'I can only serve one table at a time. '
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Frog Joke
What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ? Kermit the Fog !
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