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School Joke
When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation saidshe was a schoolteacher. The judge rose from the bench. 'Madam, I havewaited years for a schoolteacher to appear before this court, ' he smiledwith delight. 'Now sit down at that table and write 'I will not pass througha red light' five hundred times. '
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Doctor and nurse Joke
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a yo-yo. Are you stringing me along!
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Bar Joke - 1
A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first sip and sets it down. While he is looking around the bar, a monkey swings down and steals the pint of beer from him before he is able to stop the monkey.
The man asks the barman who owns the monkey. The barman replies the piano player. The man walks over to the piano player and says 'Do you know your monkey stole my beer. ' The pianist replies 'No, but if you hum it, I'll play it. '
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Bumper Stickers - 4
I think, therefore I'm dangerous
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Bumper Stickers - 5
Is a castrated pig disgruntled?
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Science Joke
Save the Yeasts EVERY TIME A LOAF OF BREAD IS BAKED, APPROXIMATELY '150
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Doctor Joke
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor: Not really. It will just seem longer.
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Humor Joke
Man says to God, 'God, why did you make woman so beautiful?' God says, 'So you would love her. ''But God, ' the man says, 'why did you make her so dumb?' God replies, 'So she would love you. '
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