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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Blonde Joke - 2
These two blondes walk into a building. You'd think one of them would have seen it.
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School Joke
Teacher: Name two pronouns ? Pupil: Who ?, me ?
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Cat Joke
Law of Cat Magnetism All blue blazers and black sweaters attract cat hair in direct proportion to the darkness of the fabric.
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Simple Joke
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody else.
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Dentist Joke
Dentist: Just let me finish and you will be another man after these cosmetic procedures. Patient: Okay doc, but don't forget to send your bill to the other man.
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Relationships Joke
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked andwas climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual, 'I have a headache. ' 'Perfect' her husband said. 'I was just in thebathroom powdering my penis with aspirin. You can take it orally or as a suppository, . . . it's up to you!'
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Witch Joke
What would you get if you crossed a witch with a famous movie director? Steven Spellberg!
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Knock Knock Joke - 3
Knock Knock Who's there? Tiss. Tiss who? Tiss who is good for blowing your nose.
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