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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Halloween Joke
What do stupid kids do at Halloween ? They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins !
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Computer Joke
Q: How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb? A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.
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College Humor
James and Beverly Jenkins had been married for twelve years when they mutually agreed to end it and get divorced. After the divorce was granted, that same day, as they stood facing each other for what could be the last time, James asked Beverly if she would mind him asking one last question. 'Not at all, go right ahead, ' she replied. 'Well, their is one thing that has always bother me. We have five kids with brown hair but youngest one, little Jimmy, has blonde hair. So, please tell me, whose kid is Jimmy?''I just can't tell you, James. The answer would hurt you too much. ''I'll be fine. Now that we're divorced, finding out whoever Jimmy came from can't hurt me too much. ''Well, if it's that important to you. . . Jimmy is your child. '
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Funny College Joke
What do they call a bunch of Mississippi football players standing in a circle holding hands? A dope ring.
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Dumb People Joke
Investigating a purse snatching, Brunswick, Georgia, detectives picked up a man who fit the thief's description and drove him back to the scene. He was told to exit the car and face the victim for an I. D. The suspect dutifully eyed the victim, and blurted, 'Yeah, that's the woman I robbed. 'Elsewhere. . . In Nashville, they tell of Fred 'Bubba' Johnson, the burglar who fell asleep on the sofa of the home he was robbing, only to be awakened by police. Meanwhile. . . In Thibodaux, Louisiana, a robber with a thick Cajun accent couldn't get restaurant patrons to understand his demand for money. Frustrated, he whipped out his gun, but it wouldn't fire. Grabbing the cash register, he ran -- but got only three feet before falling down. The register was still plugged into the wall. . . Unplugging it, he tried again, but a regular diner decked him and called police. And. . . In Rhode Island, cops were sure they had the right guy when the suspect in a string of coin-machine thefts proceeded to pay his $400 bail. . . entirely in quarters. Stranger yet. . . . Texas authorities, responding to a store robbery, seized a man who was fleeing naked. When asked about his choice of attire, he said he'd stripped after the job because he figured his clothes would make him identifiable. . . In the Heartland. . . Lawrence, Kansas - Officers tracked a midnight thief who prided himself on his running speed by following the red lights on his high-tech tennis shoes. . . And Finally. . . In Virginia, a janitor went to great lengths to avoid I. D. in a 7-Eleven robbery, using a ski mask and rental car for the occasion. But he also wore his work uniform, which said 'Cedar Woods Apartments' and had his name, Dwayne, stitched across the front. . .
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Knock Knock Joke - 2
Knock Knock Who's there ! Amy ! Amy who? Amy for the top!
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King Kong Joke
Why did King Kong paint the bottoms of his feet brown? So that he could hide upside down in a jar of peanut butter.
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Language Joke
Q: What do you call Santa's Helpers?A: Subordinate clauses!
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