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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Yo momma Joke
Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!
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Father Joke
Tattoo the answers on the inside of your eyelids.
b. Secure pictures of your professor dressing a sheep in a nightgown.
c. You have no hope since you’ve never passed as much as a urine test.
d. Study hard. (I'm just checking whether you’re paying atten
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Love and Marriage Joke
NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands? SAGE: Clever men don't BECOME husbands!
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Father Joke
George W. Bush was giving a third-grader a lesson on politics. First he asked the kid to write 'The President' on the blackboard.
Then Bush asked the child what he thought the President should accomplish and the child replied, 'Protect the environment and
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Music Joke
Tuba Player: Did you hear my last recital? Friend: I hope so.
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Romance Joke
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park. They went for a ride on the Ferris wheel. The ride completed, she seemed rather bored. 'What would you like to do next?' he asked. 'I wanna be weighed, ' shesaid. So the young man took her over to the weight guessed. 'One-twelve, ' said the man at the scale, and he was absolutely right. Next they rode the roller coaster. After that, he bought her some popcorn and cotton candy, then he asked what else she would like to do. 'I wanna be weighed, ' she said. I really latched onto a square one tonight, thought the young man, and using the excuse he had developed a headache, he took the girl home. The girl's mother was surprised to see her home so early, and asked, 'What's wrong, dear, didn't you have a nice time tonight?' 'Wousy, ' said the girl.
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Easter Joke
How do you catch the Easter Bunny? Hide in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot!
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Time is the best teacher; unfortunately it kills all its students.
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