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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Farmer Joke
Liam had left Dublin to go up to Belfast for a bit of skydiving, Late Sunday evening he was found in tree by a farmer. What happened said the farmer, Liam replied, that his parachute failed to open, well said the farmer if you had of asked the locals before you jumped, they would have told you nothing opens here on a Sunday.
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Insect Joke
How do you find where a flea has bitten you ? Start from scratch !
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Computer Joke
MACINTOSH stands for… Most Applications Crash, If Not, The Operating System Hangs.
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Easter Joke
What's red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket? Coloured scrambled eggs
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Funny Kids Joke
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?A bullfrog!
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Dog Joke - 2
What kind of dog is the most colorful? A paint Bernard!
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Travel and tourist Joke
A pair of tourists were out in the fields when they discovered an abandoned well near an old farm house. Of course they're curious so they drop a small stone into the well, but they never hear it hit bottom. They search and find a larger rock and drop it into the well but once again hear nothing. They decide they need something larger and search the farm yard for a larger object. After much struggle, they manage to drag a large railroad tie to the edge of the well and drop it over the edge. After several seconds, a goat tears across the yard and without any hesitation, dives head first into the open hole. The two tourists stand in amazement. About then a farmer appears and tells them he is looking for a lost goat. The tourists tell the farmer about the goat diving into the well. 'That couldn't be my goat', the farmer replies, 'My goat was grazing in the field roped to a railroa d tie!'
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Aviation Joke
As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so they decided to go by airplane. When they checked their baggage, the attendant noticed that they were carrying two dead raccoons. 'Do you wish to check the raccoons through as luggage?' she asked. 'No, thanks, ' replied the vultures. 'They're carrion. '
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