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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Various animal Joke
Why was the skunk angry? He was incensed!
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Political Joke
Once a madman said, 'Do you know there is a war going on between India and Bharat? Another madman said, 'Why should we worry, we live in Hindustan. '
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Miscellaneous Joke
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, 'Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a lawyer. 'The inscriber insisted that such an inscription would be confusing, for passersby would tend to think that three men were buried under the stone. However he suggested an alternative:He would inscribe, 'Here lies a man who was both honest and a lawyer. That way, whenever anyone walked by the tombstone and read it, they would be certain to remark: 'That's Strange'!
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Funniest Joke
Two golden-agers were discussing their husbands over tea. 'I do wish that my Elmer would stop biting his nails. He makes me terribly nervous. ' 'My Billy used to do the same thing, ' the older woman replied. 'But I broke him of the habit. ' 'How?' 'I hid his teeth. '
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Criminal Joke
Why was the robber bionic? He was holding up a bank.
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Dance Joke
What sort of dance do fish do at parties ? The conga !
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Dog Joke - 2
What is a dog's favourite sport ? Formula 1 drooling !
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Gorilla Joke
Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy? An ape-ricot sour!
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