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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Music Joke
Q: What do you call a male quartet? A: Three men and a tenor.
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Humorous Joke
The world's most incredibly lazy man found a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie appeared and granted him three wishes. He wished for a horse, a sumo wrestler and a squirrel. 'They're yours, but what are they for?' the genie asked. 'I'm tired of walking everywhere--I want to just ride the horse. The sumo wrestler is so that I won't have to work to get on the horse. ' 'But the squirrel?' asked the genie. 'I need something to go 'click-click' to start the horse!!!'
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Doctor and nurse Joke
A doctor and a nurse were called to the scene of an accident. Doctor: We need to get these people to a hospital now! Nurse: What is it? Doctor: It's a big building with a lot of doctors, but That's not important now!
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Screw you guys, I'm going home!
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Priceless Joke
There was a Blond and a Brunette on an airplane. All of a sudden the engine blew and they started to crash!There was only one parachute and a flashlight. The Brunette grabbed the parachute and the flashlight and said to the blond, 'Ok, This is a magic flashlight, I will shine it on the ground and you can slide down the beam of light! Then I will follow you with the parachute. 'The blond looked at her sceptically and said, 'Do you think I am that dumb? I know when I am halfway down you're gonna turn it off!'
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Humor Joke
A Skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a beer. . . and a mop.
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Relationships Joke
After the first week of sex education class, a young shapely teen stormed out of the room after the class was over. Encountering a female friend in the hall, the friend asked, 'Lori, what in the world is the matter with you? You look as if you're about to kill someone. ' 'I am !!!' Lori fumed. 'You just wait until I catch up with that Dennis. All summer long, that clown had me convinced that 'foreplay' involved tossing a coin for position. '
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Dead and dying Joke
What is the last thing you eat before you die? You bite the dust.
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