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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Funny Joke
He's so dumb, he thinks the Kentucky Derby is a hat. He's never slept with his wife. He says it isn't honorable to sleep with a married woman. He's so dumb, he thinks the English Channel is a British T. V. station. He's so dumb, he thinks the St. Louis Cardinals are appointed by the Pope. He lost his dog, but he won't put an ad in the newspaper. He says it's no use -- his dog can't read. He still hasn't bought an electric toothbrush. He doesn't know if his teeth are AC or DC. He jumped off the bus backwards when he heard someone say, 'Let's grab his seat when he gets off. ' He heard that a man gets hit by an automobile every twenty minutes. He said, 'What a glutton for punishment, that guy!'
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Knock Knock Joke - 3
Knock Knock Who's there ! Checkmate ! Checkmate who ? Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in the bank !
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Rabbit Joke
A bumble bee was chasing a rabbit. Finally the bee turned around and flew away. Why? The rabbit had two b's already.
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Bumper Stickers - 2
ANGER IS MERELY DEPRESSION WITHOUT ENTHUSIASM!
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Barbie doll Joke
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Banzai Barbie . . . a small tree cut into a shape that vaguely resembles Barbie
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Money Joke
What is the quickest way to double your money ? Fold it in half !
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Humorous Joke
What do you call a tube with a degree? A graduated cylinder.
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Vampire Joke
Why is Hollywood full of vampires? They need someone to play the bit parts.
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