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Vampire Joke
Did you hear about the vampire who died of a broken heart? He had loved in vein.
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Statistics and Math Joke
A new government 10 year survey cost $'3
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Women Joke
Q: What do you call a woman who marries an old, ugly and poor man? A: Stupid!
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Kids Puns
MORE REJECTED CHILDRENS BOOK TITLES:1. Juggling Knives is Easy2. Where to Find the toys in the Oven3. Where Mommy & Daddy Hide Neat Things4. Kick, Scream, and Cry to Get What You Want5. 'Whatcha' Doin'' the Wonderful Phrase6. 101 Games to Play in the Road7. The Indoor Pool is a Big Potty and the Divingboard is the Flusher8. Homemade Fireworks using a Bathtub, a Blowdryer, and a Fork9. POP, goes the Hamster and other fun Microwave Games10. Arthur Gets Hunted11. Clifford and the Big and Yellow Semi12. Monsters Killed Grandpa13. The hit sequel to 'Elvis is your real dad' Mrs. Clause is your real Mom14. Chicken Poop for the Kid Soul15. All Guns Squirt Water16. When The Garbage Truck Came to Sesame Street17. How Fun it is to Tie a Squirrel to a Kite18. You Can Get Sucked Down the Drain19. How to Make Sushi with Ordinary Goldfish20. 101 recipies to make with Dog21. If its Storming out the Best Place to keep shelter is under a tree22. The New Boy is Bad23. Your Nightmares are real24. The Time When Elmer REALLY got Bugs25. Scooby Doo Gets Rabbis26. The Lion, the Steak, and the Blender27. The Little Kitten that was too Curious. . . . . 28. The Boy who was so Stupid that his Dad put him up for Adoption29. Mickey Mouse and the Mouse Trap30. Chuck E. Cheese and Cheddar get a Flamethrower31. Grampa Gets A Casket32. Dad's New Wife Robert33. The Magical World Inside The Abandoned Refridgerator
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Joke for Kids
One afternoon, there was this good witch who was flying along, when all of a sudden, she heard this soft crying from down below. When she landed, she saw this yellow frog. Touched by his sadness, the witch asked why he was crying. 'Sniff. None of the other frogs will let me join in all their frog games. Boo hoo. ''Don't cry, little one. ', replied the witch, and with a wave of her magic wand, the frog turned green. All happy now, the frog was checking himself over when he noticed that his penis was still yellow. He asked an embarrassed witch about this, and she told him that there were some things that she just couldn't do, but if he saw the wizard, he'd fix things up for him. So happily, the little green frog hippity-hopped along his merry way. Feeling quite pleased with herself, the witch once more took to the skies, and once again, she heard some crying, but this time of a thunderous sort. So down to the ground she flew only to discover a pink elephant. The witch asked him why he was crying. 'Sniff. None of the other elephants will let me join in all their elephant games. Boo hoo. 'Now if you have ever seen an elephant cry, you know it to be a pathetic looking sight, but a PINK elephant crying is just downright heart-breaking, and that is just how the witch felt. So once again, she waved her magic wand, and *POOF*, the elephant was all grey. All happy now, the elephant was checking himself all over when he noticed that his penis was still pink. He asked an embarrassed witch about this, and she told him that there were some things that she just couldn't do, but if saw the wizard, he would fix things up for him. At this point, the elephant just started wailing. 'I don't know where the wizard is', he sobbed. 'Oh that's easy. Just follow the yellow pricked toad', said the good witch.
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Gorilla Joke
Why did the girl Gorilla, engaged to the invisible man, call off the wedding? Because in the last analysis she just couldn't see it!
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What do men and beer bottles have in common?
They're both empty from the neck up.
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Top 100 Joke
Real Mothers . . . Real Mothers don't eat quiche; they don't have time to makeit. Real Mothers know that their kitchen utensils are probably in the sandbox. Real Mothers often have sticky floors, filthy ovens and happy kids. Real Mothers know that dried playdough doesn't come out of shag carpets. Real Mothers don't want to know what the vacuum just sucked up. Real Mothers sometimes ask 'why me?' and get their answer when a little voice says, 'because I love you best. 'Real Mothers know that a child's growth is not measured by height or years or grade . . . It is marked by the progression of Mama to Mommy to Mom.
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