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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Sport Joke
What part of a football ground is never the same? The changing rooms!
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Farmer Joke
A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that the farmer is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing. The man gets out of the car, walks all the way out to the farmer and asks him, 'Ah excuse me mister, but what are you doing?' The farmer replies, 'I'm trying to win a Nobel Prize. ' 'How?' asks the man, puzzled. 'Well, I heard they give the Nobel Prize . . . to people who are out standing in their field. '
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Doctor Joke
As the manager of our hospital's softball team, I was responsible for returning equipment to the proper owners at the end of the season.
When I walked into the surgery department carrying a bat that belonged to one of the surgeons, I passed several patients and their families in a waiting area.
I heard one man say to his wife, 'Look, honey, here comes your anesthesiologist. '
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Horse Joke
Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof? Because he wanted to feel his oats!
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Joke Online
What is the difference between inlaws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted! or You can shoot outlaws!
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E-mail Joke
How do really posh dogs send messages? By predigree-mail.
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Joke for Kids
An old woman in a Nursing Home looks up one day to find an elderly man looking down on her. She smiled and asked him what he wanted. 'To get straight to the point, I know we are old and can no longer pleasure in sexual activity, but I was wondering if you would help me. ''Of course, ' she smiled. 'I was wondering if we could take a wander down to the park and if your could hold my penis for a while. 'The old woman saw no harm in it, so she agreed. Since then they made it a regular occurence, and every day the 2 elderly people sat on the park bench and she held his penis. One day, the woman went to the bench, but the man was not there. Feeling hurt, she looked around for him. To her amazement, she saw him and another woman-SHE was holding his penis!'What does SHE have that I don't?' She screeched. He looked up at her and smiled. 'Parkinsons, ' he replied.
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Funny School Kids Joke
What's an insects best chat up line?Pardon me, but is this stool taken!
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