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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Bicycle Joke
Did you hear about the vampire bicycle that went round biting people's arms off? It was a vicious cycle.
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Dumb Joke
Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of LifeGet Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was PureHow Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My LifeI Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go BowlingI Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart. I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About YouI'm Just A Bug On The Windshield Of LifeI've Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your HeartIf Love Were Oil, I'd Be A Quart LowMy John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My HeartOh, I've Got Hair Oil On My Ears And My Glasses Are Slipping Down, But Baby I Can See Through YouShe Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart
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Bumper Stickers - 5
I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
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Snowman Joke
What is a snowman's favorite book ? War and Frozen Peas !
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Idiot and fool Joke
Rigby drove into the city with his girl to catch their first play at a theater. Rigby rushed up to the box office and said, 'Gimme two tickets for tonight's show. ' 'Sorry, ' said the box office attendant. 'There are no seats left. We have only two standing rooms left. ' 'Well, I'll be hog tied! Only two left in standing room!' said the farm boy. 'Are they together?'
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Romance Joke
The angry wife met her husband at the door. His breath stunk ofalcohol and his face was plastered with lipstick. 'I assume, ' shebarked, 'there is a very good reason for you to come drifting inat six o'clock in the morning?''There is!' he replied, 'Breakfast. '
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Cat Joke
Law of Cat Disinterest
A cat's interest level will vary in inverse proportion to the amount of effort a human expends in trying to interest him.
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Ethnic Joke - 1
Q: Did you hear about the Polak who married an Amish woman? A: He drove her buggy.
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