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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Horse Joke
What duo were famous for stealing horses? Bonnie and Clydesdale!
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Funny College Joke
College meals are generally unpopular with those who have to eat them and sometimes with good reason. 'What kind of pie do you call this?' asked one student indignantly. 'What's it taste like?' asked the cook. ' 'Glue!' 'Then it's apple pie the plum pie tastes like soap. '
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Police Joke
Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud. The passenger, Bubba, said 'Lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it's a police roadblock!! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!!''Don't worry, Bubba, ' Earl said. 'We'll just pull over and finish drinkin' these beers then peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads, and throw the bottles under the seat. ''What fer?', asked Bubba. 'Just let me do the talkin
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Apple Joke
The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.
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Bumper Stickers - 4
If you can read this sign you must be a Florida Republican.
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Knock Knock Joke - 1
Knock, knock Who's there?
Kent.
Kent who?
Kent you tell by my voice?
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Political Joke
Two opposing county chairman were sharing a rare moment together. The Democratic chairman said, 'I never pass up a chance to promote the party. For example, whenever I take a cab, I give the driver a sizable tip and say, 'Vote Democratic. '' His opponent said, 'I have a better scheme, and it doesn't cost me a nickel. I don't give any tip at all. And when I leave, I also say, 'Vote Democratic. ''
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Spiked Humor
Top Ten Signs You are an Internet Geek. . . 10. When filling out your driver's license application you give your IP address. 9. You no longer ask prospective dates what their sign is, instead your line is 'Hi, what's your URL?'8. Instead of calling you to dinner, your spouse sends e-mail. 7. You're amazed to find out spam is a food. 6. You 'ping' people to see if they're awake, 'finger' them to find out how they are, and 'AYT' them to make sure they're listening to you. 5. You search the Net endlessly hoping to win every silly free T-shirt contest. 4. You introduce your wife as 'my lady@home. wife' and refer to your children as 'client applications'. 3. At social functions you introduce your husband as 'my domain server'. 2. After winning the office super bowl pool you blurt out, 'I feel so 'colon-right parentheses!'And the number one sign you are an Internet Geek:1. Two Words: 'Pizza's Here!'
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