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Christmas Joke - 1
What do gnomes fear most about Christmas? They're afraid Father Christmas will give them the sack!
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Clean Joke
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?He couldn't face defeet!!
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Farmer Joke
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? Wheres my tractor!
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Bumper Stickers - 7
Where in the nursery rhyme does say that Humpty Dumpty is an egg?
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Short Stupid Joke
Connorsvill, Wisconsin:It is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner has an orgasm. Willowdale, Oregon:It is illegal for husbands to curse during sex. Oblong, Illinois:It is punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing on your wedding day. (Trust me if a man takes his wife fishing on their wedding day, he has an even bigger problem. )Alexandria, Minnesota:No man is allowed to make love with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath. Ames, Iowa:A man cannot have more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with his wife, girlfriend, or significant other--- or holding her in his arms. Bozeman, Montana:Has a law banning all sexual activity between members of the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after sundown -- if they are nude. Newcastle, Wyoming:An ordinance specifically bans couples from having sex while standing inside a store's walk-in-meat freezer. Illinois:A state law mandates that all bachelors should be called 'master, ' not 'mister, ' when addressed by their female counterparts. Norfolk, Virginia:A woman could not go out without wearing a corset. There was even a civil-service job, only for men, called 'corset inspector. 'Merryville, Missouri:Women are prohibited from wearing corsets because the 'privilege of admiring the curvaceous, unencumbered body of a young woman should not be denied to the normal, red-blooded American male. '(This one either makes me want to stand up and scream, 'Hallelujah!' or puke. )Helena, Montana:Law mandates that a woman can't dance on a table in a saloon or bar unless she has on at least three pounds, two ounces of clothing. Carlsbad, New Mexico:It's legal for couples to have sex in a parked vehicle during their lunch break, as long as the vehicle has curtains drawn to discourage peeping Toms. Florida:State law says that if you are a single, divorced, or widowed woman, you can not parachute on Sunday afternoons. Cleveland, Ohio:Woman aren't allowed to wear patent-leather shoes. A man might see the reflection of something 'he oughtn't. 'Tremont, UtahNo woman may have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance. If caught, the woman can be charged with a sexual misdemeanor and 'her name is to be published in the local newspaper. ' The man isn't charged nor is his name revealed.
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Dinosaur Joke
Q2: What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes? A: Rep Tiles
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School Joke
The teacher wrote on the blackboard: 'I ain't had no fun in months. ' Then asked the class, 'How should I correct this sentence?'
Little Johnny raised his had and replied, 'Get yourself a new boyfriend. '
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Dumb Blonde Joke
Q: What is a cool refreshing drink for a blonde?
A: Perri-Air.
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