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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Worlds Best Joke
Poor Billy is dating a rich girl and has no idea what to give her for her birthday, (as she has everything) as he tells of his dilema to his friend, his friend suggests that he tatoo her name on his sex organ. Billy goes to a tattoo parlor and tells the man her name is Wendy. When finished he looks down and sees. . 'W Y' and says 'Hey I said her name was Wendy'Man says 'Don't worry shake it. ' . . . He does, . . and voila!- Wendy. He ties a ribbon on it and presents it to his girl. . . she is so happy that she invites him on a Carribean cruise. While in port at Jamaica in a disco he goes to the bathroom. While at the urinal a tall Jamaican stands next to him glances down sees 'W Y' and says 'W Y, huh?'Billy says oh! its my girlfriend's name, look (shakes it. . . Wendy)Jamaican says: 'Ah good show man, Wendy, very nice. 'Billy looks at the Jamaican and notices his organ also says 'W Y'. Billy says: 'Hey, wait a minute, yours says Wendy too?''Ah no man. Mine says 'Welcome to Jamaica have a nice day. '
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Food Joke
What cheese is made backwards? Edam.
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Ethnic Joke - 2
What is long, black, and smelly? - The unemployment line.
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Joke Online
Well, I was interviewing Hillary Clinton the other day, and we came to the subject of her and Bill's sex life. I asked her 'Hillary, is your sex life with Bill anything like what he had with Monica?', and she said 'Well, close but no cigar. '
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I'm only driving this way to piss you off.
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Pig Joke
Why did the pig join a muscle-building class? He thought 'pumping iron' was a new juice dispenser.
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Love and Marriage Joke
Wife: 'Do you think of me when you're away darling?' Husband: 'Yes honey, I always bare you in mind. '
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Joke for Halloween
Once, there were three guys stranded on an island, and the mainland was 100 miles away. The first guy swam 25 miles, and drowned. The second guy swam 50 miles, and drowned. The third guy swam 99 miles, and said, 'I'm tired. I think I'll swim back. '
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