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Computer Joke
An exasperated caller to Tech Support couldn't get her new computer to turn on. After ensuring the computer was plugged in, the technician asked her what happened when she pushed the power button. Her response 'I pushed and pushed on this foot pedal and nothing happens. ' The 'foot pedal' turned out to be the computer's mouse.
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I'm just driving this way to piss you off.
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Weird Women Joke
What's the difference between women and men?One has morning sickness, the other has morning stiffness.
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Face Joke
My teacher's got a pretty face if you can read between the lines.
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Travel Humor
What to Do With All Those 'Free' Soaps When Travelling This is some correspondence which actually occurred between a London hotel's staff and one of its guests. The London hotel involved submitted this to the Sunday Times. No name was mentioned. Dear Maid, Please do not leave any more of those little bars of soap in my bathroom since I have brought my own bath-sized Dial. Please remove the six unopened little bars from the shelf under the medicine chest and another three in the shower soap dish. They are in my way. Thank you, S. Berman ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear Room '635
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School Joke
Teacher: What happened to your homework? Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it.
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Mother Joke
After a long, exhausting day, a friend of mine headed home. On the road, he passed an elderly woman who was standing by a car with a flat tire. His conscience got the better of him; if that were his mother, he thought, he would want someone to help her. With a tired sigh, he turned around and drove back.
Just as he reached the stranded woman, a truck pulled up and a burly farmer got out. 'Kinda reminds you of your mom, too?' the man asked as the two of them pitched in together to change the tire.
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Relationships Joke
A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriendhad proposed but she had turned him down because she foundout he was an atheist, and didn't believe in Heaven or Hell. 'Marry him anyway, dear. ' the Mother said. 'Between the twoof us, we'll show him just how *wrong* he is. '
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