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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Teeth Joke
How can you get a set of teeth put in for free? Smack a monster.
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Dumb Men Joke
What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?A rumor
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Dumb Joke
A young man, with a promising career ahead of him, decided to marry a respectable convent girl, untarnished with the sins of contemporary society. After the wedding service, the bridal couple had to drive through the more unsavory areas of the city on the way to the reception. 'William, what are those women doing leaning against lampposts?''Oh, those are just tarts who hire their bodies out for sex at fifty dollars a time. ''Wow, fifty dollars!' exclaimed the bride, 'the monks only used to give us an apple. . . '
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Worlds Best Joke
There was this lady who was in the shower & her little boy walked in on her taking a shower & he saw her pubic hairs & says:'Mommy what's that?' as he pointed down to her. 'Well, that's Mommy's washcloth. 'The next day he walked in on her again, & asked her again & she says it was her washcloth. Well, this time when he walked out she shaved it off because she got tired of him asking. So the next day when he walked in on her, he asks:'Mommy what happened to your washcloth?''Uh, Mommy lost it. ' So the little boy walked out. The next day he walked in on his mom & says:'Hey Mommy, the maid found your washcloth & she is washing Daddy's face with it!'
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Criminal Joke
Why was the robber so secure? He was a safe robber.
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School Joke
Q: What did one math book say to the other? A: Man I got a lot of problems!
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Car and train Joke
A man learned shortly before quitting time that he had to attend a meeting. He tried unsuccessfully to locate his car-pool members to let them know that he would not be leaving with them. Hastily he scribbled a message to one fellow and left it on his desk: 'I have a last-minute meeting. Leave without me. Dave. ' At 7:00 p. m. , the man stopped at his desk and found this note: 'Meet us at the bar and grill across the street. You drove today, you idiot. '
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Police Joke
A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic. He walks up to the drivers window and asks, 'You drinkin'?' The driver said, 'You buyin'?'
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